f is for friends who do stuff together
i slowly walk into the office with my surfboard and announce that ‘surfs down’ everyone starts screaming and crying, a man is saying ‘no’ over and over and crumples to the floor, i knock over several computers and cubicle walls with my surfboard as i jump through the window shattering it, as i fall the wind reminds me of all the times surf was up. i hit the pavement and die instantly
